Be Proud, Duke!

[D'Oh! This was supposed to post on Friday... I sometimes suffer from premature postation. Consider this a bonus post for today--I have something delicious and special for Friday!]

After the Lacrosse Team scandal from a few years back, Duke University has been hoping to let the misbehavior fall to the background and their academics lead the way... no such fucking luck.

A grad student sent out a quick/funny email to three of her friends rating the 13 guys she banged during the course of her studies. It took a few months, but it went viral. Now, Duke is once again immersed in scandal and the boys of the Lacrosse Team have been sucked in, for better or worse.

Below are the guys she hooked up with and some of her comments.

"He's enormous. Like... I was rendered speechless."

"I could not walk the next day. Could. Not. Walk."

"...a penile structure so disproportionately small..."
(He's 6'4". I think he's gorgeous)

"He knew how to use his equipment quite well."

"This was, quite honestly, the best sex I've ever had."
Currently a senior at Duke.
(Undoubtably enjoying his greatest year... ever.)